If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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