Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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