I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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