That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Randomize
