I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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