what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
