I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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