do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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