Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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