Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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