i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
These tits shall not be calmed
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize
