Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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