I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just googled if crying burns calories
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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