I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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