ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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