Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Randomize
