Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party

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(404): View more from Georgia

Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.

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(914): View more from New York

all she had left on were here heels. phone five

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(415): View more from California

so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?

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(614): View more from Ohio

2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.

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(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

(315): View more from New York

Who is this?!????

(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

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(415): View more from California

The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.

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