the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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