ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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