You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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