Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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