girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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