I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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