Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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