Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
