I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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