I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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