I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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