dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
