i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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