Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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