My nipple is on Facebook.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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