ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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