How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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