dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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