Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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