On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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