a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
NoShamevember. You game?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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