Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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