he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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