did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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