No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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