And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
