Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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