is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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