There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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