I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so explain again why im purple
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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