Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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