imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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