Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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