They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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