I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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