And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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