If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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