Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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